Anonymous said: if there was a guy, a girl, and a three-way dildo, would it be better for the guy to use the dildo in his ass while the girl is giving him a blowjob and the girl is taking it in her ass and pussy, or to just ignore the dildo and do it regularly? if the guy is straight, would he be grossed out by the idea of using a dildo?
that sounds very time consuming so how about you read my favourite book instead
Well excuuUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUu se me
"I wanna be your “1am I can’t sleep” text"
i remember one time this dude sent me a shirtless pic with the caption “lol maybe u can save this for a rainy day ;)”
and i was like “for what? to keep me dry? because that’s what it’s doing right now”
“…and that’s my presentation.”
I love when you become so close with someone that you can see parts of each other in one another and you begin to say the same things and steal lines from one another and have a similar sense of humor and can exchange an inside joke with just a glance you don’t even have to talk because you have such a strong connection with them and you can sit in comfortable silence but also talk for hours it’s really hard to find that kind of compatibility
this is so great omfg
well one of us is going to have to change
when teachers actually start teaching on the first day of class
When your mom lets you stay home on half days
We were worried they wouldn’t get along