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blxckbiird:

babeobaggins:

this is still SO FUNNY

"so what text me!" seriously hoW SHITTY OF A PERSON ARE YOU

blxckbiird:

babeobaggins:

this is still SO FUNNY

"so what text me!" seriously hoW SHITTY OF A PERSON ARE YOU

fukkkres:

when ur eating dinner at your friends house

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and their parents start arguing

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and you want to ask for the salt

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but the salt is right in between their upcoming divorce

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"There is one scene in the book where Gus goes to a gas station, and he tries to buy a pack of cigarettes because it’s the only way he can assert his own independence after becoming very sick. He [Ansel] did that scene so much justice, and he brought his all. It was midnight when we filmed it, and he just sat there and lost it for hours. I was just sort of in awe." - Shailene Woodley

harrystylesdildo:

Getting a birthday card from your grandma without any money in it

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j5h:

j5h:

my dick is itchy I think i have herpes

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nedsseveredhead:

I feel so proud when friends tell me their parents like me. Like damn right they do, I am a delight.

readingaroundthemovies:

harikondabolu:

YES!


I also get uncomfortable about turbans, I still think one day we will find voldemort under one

readingaroundthemovies:

harikondabolu:

YES!

I also get uncomfortable about turbans, I still think one day we will find voldemort under one

legalmexican:

Kris Jenner is the real life version of Regina George’s mom

troylerkiss:

tyleroakley:

crazyanimejrockfangirl:

so like at junior prom my friend and I took troyler to prom


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I’m glad this is back.

troylerkiss:

tyleroakley:

crazyanimejrockfangirl:

so like at junior prom my friend and I took troyler to prom

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I’m glad this is back.

hannibb:

who wears the pants in the relationship? well preferably no one will be wearing pants

broken-gaydar:

starrygraveyard:

andr3wdost:

nathanieljosephruess:

herfunnyvideos:

lockedinabirdcage:

GUYS I JUST REALIZED WHY PAPER BEATS ROCK OH MY GOD

PAPER SYMBOLIZES WORDS WHICH SYMBOLIZES BRAINS

AND ROCK SYMBOLIZES BRAWN.

BRAINS OVER BRAWN.

MIND OVER MATTER.

PAPER OVER ROCK.

You clever little shit.

then what the fuck does scissors mean

lesbians

what

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asian:

If you think about it potatoes don’t really get all that much credit

they’re fucking awesome

this one thing here

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can be made into:

different variations of fries

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regular,

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curly,

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waffle.

It can be made into chips

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or ruffly 

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you can make hashbrowns with it

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even a salad

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add some fuckin cheese to those potatoes

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you can have it sliced and diced

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or baked

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you can make tater tots

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hell you can even eat the skin

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or just have little potato nuggets

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thank u potatoes

potato appreciation post